or How my dog drove me to get Botox. In past years having my period at work meant I regularly employed the old tampon up your sleeve on the way to the rest room routine. But of late I take a different tack. In my dotage, I march towards the restroom twirling my tampon like a baton. Continue Reading
Fifty Signs I’m Turning 50 this Year
The New Year is upon us once again. And while you may think of it as 2015, I think of it as "the Year I'm going to turn 50." Fifty!! How did that happen? Well, it took about fifty years. Luckily, with centenarians the fastest growing age group in the US, I can still call myself middle aged. But Continue Reading
Coming to NY to See a Show? Top 10 Things you need to know before you go.
Theatre season in New York is in full swing. New shows are opening, revivals are selling out. (I'm desperate to see the well reviewed revivals of Side Show, and On The Town and super curious about Stalking the Bogeyman at New World Stages, bummed I missed Found at Atlantic Theatre Company, and SO Continue Reading
Crafting for Jews with Hershey’s
On Purim, Jews celebrate Persians trying (but not succeeding) to kill us, on Channukah, we commemorate how the Greeks tried (and failed) to kill us, and on Passover, we celebrate escaping being killed by the Egyptians. All this, Shalom Auslander points out in his novel, Foreskin's Lament. And all Continue Reading
I Love my Spammy WordPress Followers
I love vanity sizing. Why? I am not a size six. Even on a good day, I'm a size 8. (And mostly, they're not good days) But in the world of Vanity Sizing, I can wear a six. I know it's bull. I know I'm the same size in a 12 as I am in a 10 as I am in an 8 or a 6. But I don't care. I LOVE Continue Reading
Top Ten Things I Didn’t Miss by Not Going to CES 2014
I didn't hit CES2014. I don't think I missed anything. For the past several years, I have made the annual tech trek to CES in Las Vegas. For the uninitiated, CES is the Consumer Electronics Show, once a trade show exclusively for electronic retailers to make their biggest yearly merchandise Continue Reading
Wordless Wednesday: My Bar Mitzvah Band Days
Yes, it's true. In the late 80's I lived in Paris and made my living as a Bar Mitzvah band singer. I sang in Hebrew, Yiddish, French, English and Arabic. Here's the proof. Not long after this photo was taken, the guys in the band (a dentist, an accountant, and IT guy...) all started wearing gold Continue Reading
WeinerSpitzle
Hello, my name is Ashley, and I'll be your server this evening. This summer, our chef has a season long special: WeinerSpitzle. WeinerSpitzle is an only in NY combination of hubris, stupidity, perversion, and blatant disregard for the law. We take a little bit of working class Continue Reading
Ryan Reynolds: You Just Can’t Fake That Kind of Authenticity
Ryan Reynolds had a real conversation with a real kid and the media world went bananas. Early this week, I brought a pint-sized KidzVuz reporter to the Red Carpet for the premiere of Turbo. Our ten year old first-timer interviewed Ryan Reynolds, Michelle Rodriguez, Luis Guzman, Ken Leong, race car Continue Reading
My Dog is Depressed
The kids are at camp, and Bentley has been looking like this pretty much since they left. So sweet. Continue Reading