Yesterday I set the stage: glamorous women, men in plaid pants, fur stoles in August! Yes, it was the 52nd annual Southampton Hospital Benefit, called “Some Enchanted Evening.” Today, I’m continuing the saga as we enter The Dinner Hour!! (cue scary music) The Southampton Hospital Benefit is so huge, so gigantic, that it can only [...]
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Southampton Hospital Benefit: One Weird Night Pt 2: Dinner
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Husbands, Laughs, Rants, Travel, tagged Bentley, Hamptons Parties, society parties, southampton hospital benefit on August 13, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Walked In On…
Posted in Family, Humor, Husbands, Kids, Laughs, Uncategorized, tagged should you lock your bedroom door?, what to say when your kid catches you in the act, when kids walk in on parents on January 27, 2010 | 7 Comments »
So my daughter “walked in on us” the other day. Funny since (sorry hubby) it’s not like statistically speaking, there are a whole lot of chances for that to happen. (so sue me. kids. work. blog. puppy. life. oh, and swine flu. my uber- excuse for everything. ) It happens to every parent, I’m sure. [...]
Book Giveaway: See Mom Run
Posted in Family, giveaway, Humor, Husbands, Laughs, Marriage, tagged giveaway, hyphenated names, see mom run book, taking your husband's last name on January 25, 2010 | 33 Comments »
Have you ever wondered what would happen if two hyphenated last namers got married? Like, let’s say Harrison VonHarrison-Lundquist married Muffy Worcester-Wolfe. (All names are completely fabricated. If anyone out there has either of those names, I’m sorry…in so many ways.) Would they name their children Maximillian and Genevieve VonHarrisonlundquist-Worcesterwolfe??? Notice the last names I’ve [...]
What Happened to the Girl I (Was When I Got) Married?
Posted in Family, Husbands, Marriage, Men, Reviews, tagged Michael Miller, Stay at home Moms. Stay at home Dads, What Happened to the Girl I married? Book Club on July 15, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I’ve just had one of those days. You know — when you drop your kids off at camp (or school or whatever) and suddenly, it’s 3:00, and you haven’t had lunch, and you never made it to the market, and you didn’t deal with your serious dark root s situation AGAIN – but it’s already [...]
Ageless Body? Yeah, right.
Posted in Aging, Beauty, Husbands, Laughs, Neurosis, Weight on June 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Long ago, I discovered the secret to buying (passably) flattering bathing suits: the worse you look the more you pay. (Hence, the Karla Coletto bazillion dollar(and worth every penny) bathing suit.) I then learned the secret to feeling young and attractive: hang out with the septaugenarians. I’ve bemoaned the new fahion-math: in Hollywood, size six [...]
Wii's Animal Crossing and Me
Posted in Family, Humor, Husbands, Kids, Rants, tagged asserting yourself, Leap Frog, Sick kids at home, Wii Animal Crossing on November 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Here’s what was happening in my professional (if unpaid) life last week: I was invited to a media preview of the hot new Wii Game, Animal Crossing: City Folk. At the party, the game was there, and in the spirit of the game, in which you create and can change your Mii to suit your [...]
Me and Sarah Jessica
Posted in Aging, Fashion, Husbands, Laughs, Marriage, Men, tagged Flower Pin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City on June 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
With the new Sex and the City movie all anyone is talking about, I couldn’t help but wonder: Will anyone still tell me I look like Sarah Jessica Parker? We have the same hair (ish), the same color eyes, the same large-ish nose with a bump, even the same little mole on our chins. Hey, [...]

















