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Walked In On…

Posted in Family, Humor, Husbands, Kids, Laughs, Uncategorized, tagged , , on January 27, 2010 | 7 Comments »

So my daughter “walked in on us” the other day. Funny since (sorry hubby) it’s not like statistically speaking, there are a whole lot of chances for that to happen. (so sue me. kids. work. blog. puppy. life. oh, and swine flu. my uber- excuse for everything. )  It happens to every parent, I’m sure. [...]

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Book Giveaway: See Mom Run

Posted in Family, giveaway, Humor, Husbands, Laughs, Marriage, tagged , , , on January 25, 2010 | 33 Comments »

Have you ever wondered what would happen if two hyphenated last namers got married?  Like, let’s say Harrison VonHarrison-Lundquist married Muffy Worcester-Wolfe. (All names are completely fabricated. If anyone out there has either of those names, I’m sorry…in so many ways.)  Would they name their children Maximillian and Genevieve VonHarrisonlundquist-Worcesterwolfe??? Notice the last names I’ve [...]

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You Need a New Bra!

Posted in Beauty, Fashion, Laughs, Reviews, Shopping, tagged , , , on January 14, 2010 | 10 Comments »

I have big boobs. That’s just a fact.  And lest you think I’m bragging about it, let me tell you the truth about big boobs: after you have children, after you nurse children, after gravity takes its toll, after forty, big boobs are saggy boobs.  Perky and 36DD are simply not words you hear together, [...]

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Wii For Old Folks? You mean my excuse doesn’t work anymore?

Posted in Exercise, Laughs, Rants, tagged , , on January 12, 2010 | 1 Comment »

For quite some time now, I’ve been blaming my total lack of video-gaming ability on my age.  I am so bad at Wii that according to my Wii Fit, I should be stumbling all over the place, barely able to walk and talk on my cell phone at the same time. But I don’t really [...]

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If I have to exercise, can I at least do it without having to think about poop?

Posted in Exercise, Health, Humor, Laughs, tagged , , on January 7, 2010 | 3 Comments »

After months of excuses, real (moving, swine flu, pneumonia) and not (too busy, too tired, too many other things to do) I went back to working out this week. Monday was 45 minutes on the treadmill. A puff of the old inhaler and I was good to go. Tuesday was…oh yeah, didn’t make it to [...]

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The Post I Would Have Written If I Had the Time

Posted in Beauty, Diet, Exercise, Humor, Laughs, Weight, tagged , , on January 6, 2010 | 7 Comments »

I don’t really have time to post today: Sick dog (for a change) Stinky Dog (just bathed him. fun fun fun) Daughter needs socks brought to her at school on the other side of town. (don’t ask) Dryer broken Going back to Yoga (finally…I hope) No food in house. (though I did get Fresh Direct [...]

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Santa Isn’t Jewish

Posted in Family, Humor, Kids, Laughs, Parenting, tagged , on December 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Happy Everything to Everyone.. Here’s my annual Christmas for Jews post!  Enjoy! Santa Claus isn’t Jewish. That was my daughter the other day, explaining to her friend why, though she believes in Santa, he isn’t coming to our house this, or any other, year. Well, can’t say she’s wrong, can I? I was relieved to [...]

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Mean Mommy Confessions

Posted in Family, Humor, Kids, Laughs, Parenting, tagged , , , , on August 26, 2009 | 2 Comments »

The whining, the nagging, the rudeness, the backtalk.  Ah, yes.  The joys of parenting. I’m sure that whoever you are, your kids are PERFECT.  But it can’t be just me.  Can it? Please tell me it’s not just me.  That I am not the only mother being driven crazy by her own kids. Mama, mama, [...]

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Ageless Body? Yeah, right.

Posted in Aging, Beauty, Husbands, Laughs, Neurosis, Weight on June 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Long ago, I discovered the secret to buying (passably) flattering bathing suits: the worse you look the more you pay. (Hence, the Karla Coletto bazillion dollar(and worth every penny) bathing suit.)  I then learned the secret to feeling young and attractive: hang out with the septaugenarians.  I’ve bemoaned the new fahion-math: in Hollywood, size six [...]

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Can I Have Mothers Day Off?

Posted in Family, Humor, Kids, Laughs, Parenting, Rants, tagged , , on May 10, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Here’s a typical day for me: Wake up. Check mirror. Cringe. But realize there’s no time to shower. I’ve got to get the kids to school no later than 8:25. Since this is NYC, I do not have the option to get in my car in my pajamas, drop off my kids, and drive home [...]

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