The Bachelor: The Final Rose, I mean Straw

The Bachelor: how does it offend me? Let me count the ways. There's the cliche of women cat-fighting over a man. The assumption that happiness can only come to the woman who "nabs" a mate. There's the vacuity of the entire premise: that true love can be found on TV, in six weeks, in a fantasy Continue Reading

I’ve Found My Audience

So you may have noticed -- I have a few issues with my looks, with getting older, with my complete inability to understand how I can be the only human being alive who gains weight in the summer, while everyone else says things like "Oh, it's so hot, I couldn't think of eating!" For a few years now, Continue Reading

Me and Sarah Jessica

With the new Sex and the City movie all anyone is talking about, I couldn't help but wonder: Will anyone still tell me I look like Sarah Jessica Parker? We have the same hair (ish), the same color eyes, the same large-ish nose with a bump, even the same little mole on our chins. Hey, knock six Continue Reading