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The Holidays are upon us. Which means it’s time for endless good cheer, open minds, generous hearts and the spirit of…oh, who am I kidding?
The Holidays are when the cynical New Yorker in me grumbles about the hoards of tourists, when the Jew in me feels distinctly left out, and when the only spirit I feel at the end of the day is the 80 proof one keeping me sane through the onslaught.
What’s my problem with the Holiday Season? Herewith, the top five. (more…)
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It’s the Hannukah Season. What? You haven’t seen the decorations everywhere? Heard the incessant Hannukah music on the radio? Shopped the Hannukah Sales?
Yeah. Me neither.
No one thinks about Hannukah. No one talks about it or sings about it, or makes claymation shows about it. (although these Yeshiva U. guys did make a great video about it.) And all that lack of attention to Hannukah makes my kids feel like outcasts.
Think about it, there are no songs about Hannukah being the most wonderful time of the year, no movies about mean people becoming nice when they find the Hannukah spirit, no jolly old men (old Jewish men aren’t - by genetic predisposition -jolly) in bright red suits. And, of course, no tree. We’ve got a candelabra. Oooh!
My daughter, especially, complains every year throughout “the holiday season” (who are they kidding? they mean CHRISTMAS season) that “nobody cares.” And I can see her point. Every commercial talks about Christmas Shopping, every store window has Christmas decorations, every time you turn around it’s Christmas this and Christmas that. There’s the token “Happy Hannukah” or the generic and meaningless “Happy Holidays” tossed in there too, but let’s face it: Christmas Rules; Hannukah drips wax on your table. (more…)
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