Let's face it, every year, we all make New Year's resolutions, and every year, we fail to keep even one of them. So this year, I'm not going to bother. Instead, I'm telling other people what New Year's Resolutions I'd like them to keep. Because, you know, who doesn't need a little advice from Continue Reading
Forget Taco Bell! I’m Gonna Sue Everybody!
Last week, someone brought a law suit against Taco Bell saying their beef tacos only contain 35% meat, a charge Taco Bell vigorously denies. I find the law suit ridiculous on oh, so many levels. First, what did the person think? That Taco Bell was health food? Second, what did she do? Take her Continue Reading
Put some clothes on!!!
This week, summer prematurely came to New York and with it, came a few discoveries. 1. People on the East Side spend a lot of time on their knees, while people on the West Side spend a lot of time on their food. How else to explain the plethora of tulips, hyacinths, and daffodils sprouting from Continue Reading