If I see one more woman who looks teeny tiny from the back and then turns around and turns out to be, like, 19 months pregnant, I'm going to scream. How are these pregnant women all looking so teeny, and I'm looking permanently four months along? So, though I long for VelaShape treatments, I've Continue Reading
I’ve Found My Audience
So you may have noticed -- I have a few issues with my looks, with getting older, with my complete inability to understand how I can be the only human being alive who gains weight in the summer, while everyone else says things like "Oh, it's so hot, I couldn't think of eating!" For a few years now, Continue Reading